The winter fen landscape can seem bleak. Damp, cold land stretches listlessly to distant horizons, with neither waypoints nor distractions. Above it squats a huge and heavy sky, whose dull, grey canopy fills the space once occupied by tall and colourful crops. The fields look dark and empty.
And yet, some of this miserable wintry scene conceals buried treasure. The fen’s black soil is banked into ridges, each one crested with frilly, pale leaves. Inside these walls of peaty earth, young shoots are maturing. This is a seasonal crop of Fenland Celery -a whiter, milder, sweeter and nuttier version of its bright-green, brash, watery relative. Fenland Celery is Britain’s first vegetable to receive ‘Protected Geographical Indication’ (basically a new Appellation d’origine contrôlée for Brits) -quite the accolade. But be warned, there is a very short season for the crop -from October to December -so you need to move fast to make the most of it.
The black, peaty soil of the fen is made up of layer upon layer of decomposed plants, left behind from times when the land was underwater. I suppose it is the closest England gets to an Irish-style bog, although my quick Googling extensive research tells me that the fen is superior to the bog, as its soil is both less acidic and richer in nutrients. This beautiful soil is what gives the Fenland Celery its delicate and mild taste. What is more, the fen may hold even greater treasures. It may be the site of one of the most important places in history….
When I was 18, and studying Classics at Cambridge -there was a theory going around, that the fields of East Anglia were the true site of Homer’s Troy. I support this theory completely -as I would love to think of the rather flat and dreary land playing host to such exciting and wonderful stories. And Fenland Celery could have played a part in these important historical times too. Certainly in Homer’s Iliad, there was mention of horses grazing on celery in the marshy fields around Troy. Oh all right! I don’t believe it for a second either -but the thought was enough for me to bolt down the market and buy two heads of this fresh crunchy and fragrant seasonal crop.
The only problem is that I don’t really like celery. I can’t bear it raw -poking out of a Bloody Mary or hanging out of a dieter’s mouth. I use it in a mirepoix, but otherwise I tend just to feed celery to the pet rabbit. However, I was determined to try this Fenland Celery, since I am trying to eat seasonal and local food, so I decided to think a bit harder and to make something decent out of the stuff.
Like the Ancient Greeks and Trojans, I enjoy a glass of wine, and recently I have become very interested in English wines. There are a number of vineyards in East Anglia, and the Bacchus grape (a white, Riesling-like varietal with a delightfully classical name) seems to flourish in our drier Eastern climate. I decided to make a very local dish, by braising Fenland Celery in local Bacchus wine. Topped with thyme scented breadcrumbs -this dish is both fragrant and delicious. The sun may have dimmed to a faint, weak glow, but these strangely pale sticks of celery taste beautifully of the light.
Trojan Celery Braised in English Wine
I head of Fenland Celery, thoroughly cleaned, trimmed and cut into stalks. The leftover leaves and base are excellent to put in a stock.
Half a bottle of English Bacchus wine
1 tablespoon cider vinegar
Three generous handfuls of breadcrumbs
A few stalks of fresh thyme, (just the leaves)
Plenty of olive oil, salt and pepper
Preheat the oven to 160 C
Grease an ovenproof dish and lay the celery stalks side by side in the dish so they are touching, but not overlapping. Mix the wine and vinegar together and pour over the celery. If this does not cover the stalks, top up with a little cold water. Take a doubled piece of greaseproof paper, rub it with olive oil and place it oil-side down on top of the celery. Seal the whole dish with tin foil and place in the oven,
This takes simply years to cook. All I can say is give it at least 45 minutes, then look at it. If it is still stiff and firm to the touch, turn the celery over, adding boiling water if the dish looks like it is getting a little dry. Once the celery is tender and the dish smells enticingly sweet, remove the foil and the greaseproof paper.
Mix the breadcrumbs with the thyme, some sea salt and pepper and a good slug of olive oil. Sprinkle them over the celery stalks and return to the oven for fifteen minutes until they are nicely browned.
This dish is vegan, but carnivorous types will like it too for its delicate but delicious flavours (and it goes particularly well with pork). But I also think it would be perfect on the Christmas table.